Like you do, we were sitting around after dinner, trying to get the cat to get off the draining board, and the conversation turned to what a tourist cat phrase book might look like. We thought it might include the following phrases:
Please lick my bottom.
Please desist from licking my bottom.
Thank you.
Please provide a small piece of paper. I wish to sit down.
I have eaten some grass and am going to vomit.
This cream is cold. Please warm it for me.
Are the prawns organic?
I have been injured in a brawl. Kindly send for a veterinary surgeon.
No thank you, I do not take medicines orally.
Please feel free to add more.
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If you move while I am sitting on you I will dig my claws in.
I presume you have seen Simons Cat on You Tube and the new book that is available through Amazon and others. It says it all by cartoon!
I am curious about cats on board a NB. Don't they get out? How do you find them again? I live in the U.S. and I only recently discovered NB's. I am madly scheming my fortune so I can retire to the U.K. aboard my own NB. :) I am a cat person and I am intrigued by living aboard with cats. Anything at all you could share on the subject would be helpful. Cheers!
Jaqueline
I never have done but lots of people do. I'll try to post some links later. How successful it is seems to depend on the cat!
As a general rule, we don't let Tom Kitten out while we're under way on "Pippin".
He has, so far, fallen in at our mooring 4 times, and managed to rescue himself: Towels and lots of fuss seem to do the trick!
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