If there's one expression that's guaranteed to have me reaching for my metaphorical gun, it's 'I like a good laugh.' People who say this mean either 'I drink Bacardi Breezers and think that chocolate willies are funny,' or, alternatively, 'I am a po-faced misery who completely missed the point of your mildly amusing blog post but will never admit it.'
It's one of those things that, if you have to say it, you clearly have a problem in that department. Who, frankly, doesn't enjoy a little mirth from time to time?
Anyway, I make no claims for the amusement potential of this, but it had me weeping over my desk this morning.