The Adventures of the Unlucky Ducks

I can add nothing to James and Amy's account of the events of the last few days. I suggested they could make a quick few quid by writing up their adventures in an article for Waterways World but I'm having second thoughts now. I think that given everything that's happened, their incredible stoicism, and the fantastic way they write it up, there's definitely a book in this. Go for it, young people!